Two Queens One Screen

Episode 82
Jen and Keeley discuss Below Deck Mediterranean Season 11 Episode 17 "Money Can Buy Me Love" AND RHOSLC Season 7 Episode 3 "Little Green Leprechaun, Big Dirty Secret"
Below Deck Med- Gael continues to confront Joe in the van after dinner. Joe isn't allowed to respond per Nathan and Gael. The crew leaves the van and goes back to the yacht.
Nathan and Gael go back to their apartment for their son and Aesha babysitting.
Gen tells Joy she is the best chef Gen has worked with on a yacht.
Captain Sandy tells the crew if anyone on the crew has a problem with another person, they need to solve it and go on.
Next Charter Guests are Tristan, owner of the Abby in Los Angeles and his fiance' and his 5 boyfriends.
Joe asks Nathan to meet privately to have a chat. Joe tells Nathan he is not turning the crew against Nathan.  Nathan responds to Joe that he is in a different place in his life now.
Joe and Cooper take the guests on an excursion and Joe jumps off the tender into the water and hits his head on a coral reef. Joe has his face hurt from the rock.
Guests ask Cooper and Joe to put on speedos. The guests do body shots off Cooper and Joe.
Captain Sandy tells Aesha she is 36 years sober from alcohol.
Charter guest Victor hits his head while going down the inflatable slide. Medic is called to tend to his head wound.
Luke facetimes Joe saying that Luke is going to Croatia to surprise Joy.
RHOSLC- Whitney and Bronwyn meet Quai at a dive bar to talk to her about what she thinks about the group so far. Quai said that Heather scares her and Angie shouldn't have told her she wasn't allowed to speak.
Whitney tells Angie and Heather what Quai said about them.
Whitney also tells Angie a secret about Quai that Quai didn't want Whitney to tell anyone else.
Angie tells everyone the secret. The secret is that Quai took her then fiance's toothbrush after a fight and put it in the toilet and then back for him to use.
All the girls except Mary to go San Fransisco for St. Patrick's Day.
Angie hands out toothbrushes to the girls on the trolley. Quai gets upset at Whitney for telling her secret.
Whitney tries to back out of not being the one who told Angie the secret.
Heather confronts Quai about what she said about her.
Quai gets upset at everyone yelling at her or not believing what she is telling them. Lisa and Meredith attempt to comfort Quai.

Episode 81
Jen and Keeley discuss Below Deck Mediterranean Season 11 Episode 16 "Babysitters Club" AND Traitors New Blood Season 1 Episodes 3 & 4 " The Traitors are Waiting" & "The Death Parade" AND RHOSLC Season 7 Episode 2 "Apres-Ski with Lisa B"
Below Deck Med- Michelle the injured charter guest has a broken shoulder. Joe feels bad for the accident. 
Cooper tells Kat that Joe will be joining them on excursions after the charter season. Kat is not happy. She feels like a third wheel.
Kat confronts Gen about her lack of accountability and poor attitude. Gen talks to Aesha. Aesha tells Gen to accept responsibility.
Gen apologizes to Kat.
Nathan asks Aesha to babysit Kayden so he and Gael can go out. Gael goes to dinner with Nathan and the rest of the yacht crew.
Joe, Nathan and Gael are all uncomfortable.
Gael confronts Joe in the van after dinner.
Traitors- Joe and Tomica choose Katie for the 3rd Traitor. They murder Xavier.
Jay gets very melodramatic during the challenges. Upsets the other players.
Roundtable Arisa is banished.
Katie chooses Logan to murder.
RHOSLC- We meet the new housewife Ashley Quai. She is friends with Lisa and Whitney.
Bronwyn and Angie seem jealous of Quai.
Lisa arranges a ski trip for the ladies. Everyone shows up minus Mary.
Whitney apologizes to Lisa privately. Whitney attempts to apologize to Meredith in front of the group.
Meredith rejects Whitneys apology.

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Jen and Keeley discuss Below Deck Mediterranean Season 11 Episode 14 "Getting Ciggy with it" AND Episode 15 "Chips on the Shoulders" AND Traitors US NEW BLOOD Season 1 Episode 1 "New Dawn is Rising" AND RHOSLC Season 7 Episode 1 "Chosen Family"
That's A LOT , we know, right!
Boat Show Episode 14 and 15-  Massi joins the deck crew. 26 year old Italian smoker who fits in well with the team. Massi has a crush on Joy.
Gen talks about her injured wrist and asks Kat to do vacuuming for her. Kat is not pleased.
Gen flirts with Cooper in front of Kat. Kat confronts Gen.
Luke sends Joy flowers on the yacht. Gen gets upset.
Gen texts Luke about Joy's flowers.
Gen puts Joy's clothing in the laundry with the smelly used kitchen rags. Gen says it was an accident.
Traitors NEW BLOOD- cast made up of Non celebrity Americans.
New traitors chosen are Joe and Tomica. The third traitor will eventually be chosen by Joe and Tomica themselves.
Coach Kim is the first to be murdered by the traitors.
Madeline is banished at the roundtable for a comment she said to Kriste.
RHOSLC- Mary's son Robert Jr overdosing while filming. Mary takes a 3 week break after his death. Mary films with the cast later.
The girls come together to talk about supporting Mary.
Meredith and Lisa go to lunch to talk about what Whitney said about both of them at a drag show while Whitney was drunk.
Whitney wants to apologize to Meredith and Lisa.
Lisa and John sit down for a conversation about last season. John apologizes to Lisa for how he projected his insecurities on her.
Bronwyn talks about her and Todd's separation and possibly final divorce outcome. 
Mary invites all the girls to her house after Robert Jr's Homecoming celebration. Mary tells the girls they are her "chosen family".  The family she didn't ask for.

Episode 79
Jen and Keeley discuss Below Deck Mediterranean Season 11 Episode 12 "Blasts from the Past" AND Married at First Sight Season 20 Episode 19- Decision Day and Episode 20 Reunion.
Below Deck Med- Captain Sandy arranged a bachelorette party for Aesha.
Sandy invited Hannah and Anastasia. Aesha's original interior crew mates.
Gen flirts with Cooper. Cooper is not interested in Gen. Cooper and Kat are still in a secret relationship.
Nathan comes back on the yacht. Nathan meets with the  deck crew. Nathan tells the team he is here to delegate. "More brain power, less man power"
Max gets a call from his father. His father says he is stuck in Tunisia without any money. He "needs to get back to France"
MAFS Episode 19- Decision Day:  Felipe tells Tori he has thought about cheating on her everyday since they have been together. Felipe says he is on the show for clout. Felipe says he wants to get into politics. Says our president started out as a reality TV star.
Felipe/ Tori: NO
Belle/ Mecca: YES
Nikki/Shawn: NO
Adam/Marissa: NO- Adam says it's always been a NO for him.
Michelle /Camerson: YES-  Michelle tells Cameron she loves him. Cameron tells Michelle he loves her too.
MAFS Reunion: Belle and Mecca have broken up. Belle initiated the break up. Belle said things weren't changing between them.
Courteney/ Nick: Nick said he was so traumatized by Courteney he had to seek out therapy to be able to date again.
Courteney is in a new relationship.
Shawn/Nikki: Nikki brought her mom to the reunion. Shawn attempts to talk to Nikki's mom. It doesn't go well.
Devin/Caitlyn: Caitlyn says everything changed the day of the "gym" incident. She was no longer feeling the same towards Devin.
Caitlyn is in a new relationship.
Adam/Marissa: Adam hurt his shoulder skiing. His arm is in a sling. Marissa doesn't believe it. Adam brings his new girlfriend to the reunion. Marissa say she is a prop. It's not real.
Michelle/Cameron: Michelle had a hysterectomy. They are thinking about surrogacy to start a family.
Felipe/Tori: Adam reached out to Tori on Hinge. Tori deleted the message. Felipe wants someone who will love him for him.

Episode 78
Jen and Keeley discuss Below Deck Mediterranean Season 11 Episode 11 " Eiffel Power" AND The Valley Season 3 Reunion Part 3 AND Married At First Sight Season 20 Episodes 16, 17 and 18
Below Deck Med- Kayley makes a mistake with the charter guests food preference. Joy gets overwhelmed with charter guests food requests while trying to cook the guests other meals.
Both Kayley and Joy cry.
Gen jokes with Kat about how Gen should have gone for Cooper first instead of Luke.
Kat is not happy about Gen's comments.
The Valley Reunion- Danny is asked if he drank at Jasmine's wedding.
Nia is asked why she called everyone in the group terrible.
Danny says that Jax is the one trying to get Danny and Nia off the show. Brittany and Lala disagree, Jax hasn't been in this season.
Kristen is confronted about her blaming Brittany for saying Nia guilt trips Zack. Kristen says she told Nia she said that and forgot that fact when Brittany and Lala asked her in front of the group.
MAFS- All the couples go on a Couples Retreat weekend together.
The couples play a game. Felipe wins the game and Tori is upset about Felipe's answers.
Devin and Caitlyn argue about Caitlyn and Mecca's relationship.
Devin and Caitlyn break up.
Mecca tells the boys that Belle is not his dream girl. Mecca wants a thicker girl with big boobs. Cam tells Michelle. Michelle tells Belle. Belle confronts Mecca.
The couples get closer to Decision Day. The couples each move out of their apartments before Decision Day..
Felipe and Tori are first for Decision Day. Felipe tells Tori something off camera the night before. Tori is upset about it.

Episode 77
Jen and Keeley discuss Below Deck Mediterranean Season 11 Episode 10 "Crazy, Stewpid, Love" AND The Valley Season 3 Reunion Part 2 AND Married At First Sight Season 20 Episode 10,11,12.
Below Deck Med- Cooper gets in his head again about being with Kat. Kat is confused. Cooper dances with a random stranger at dinner. Cooper finally tells Kat why he is upset. Kat gets sad. Cooper tells Kat that they can remain in a relationship if its a secret.
Joe becomes "acting Bosun" while Nathan is out with his back injury.
Aesha becomes part of the Deck Crew until Captain Sandy finds help.
Kayley becomes acting Chief Stew replacing Aesha.
Gen gets upset she is not chosen.
Captain Sandy finds Max to come aboard as Deck Crew.
The Valley Reunion Part 2- Luke explains he didn't want Kristen or his baby to come to New York to tape Watch What Happens Live. He wanted to go alone.
Nia explains when she is feeling overwhelmed or sad at home, Danny helps her by telling her to eat better foods and work out.
Jasmine tells Danny and Nia to stop using their children as an excuse for bad behavior.
MAFS- Nick and Courteney end their marriage during a Group Therapy session.
Shawn and Nikki get closer.
Felipe admits he wants to be single and sleep with a bunch of women. Tori is not happy with Felipe saying that.
 

Episode 76
Jen and Keeley discuss Below Deck Mediterranean Season 11 Episode 9 "Out with the Old, In with the Stew" AND The Valley Season 3 Reunion Part 1 AND Married At First Sight Season 20 Episodes 7, 8, and 9.
Below Deck Med- Nathan hurts his back during the charter. Has a bruised disc in his back. Can not come back to the charter for the time being.
Joe becomes Bosun. Aesha becomes a deck hand. Kayla becomes Chief Stew. Until Captain Sandy can find someone else for the deck crew.
Gen is attempting to be Zen about not being names Chief Stew.
The Valley Reunion- Lacy and Michelle argue over why they don't get along.
Danny watched back the season episodes. Said it was hard to watch and shameful.
Jasmine gets asked why she doesn't tell her friends to their faces what she is feeling. Jasmine says she gets shut down by the group when she does.
Zack says Janet is performative and manipulating. Thats why he doesn't want to be friends with her.
Kristen didn't remember saying it was Nia that guilt tripped Zack about Janet.
MAFS- The group has a dinner. Dr. Lisa and Paul are watching and listening but the group doesn't know that. 
Nikki and Shawn argue in front of the group
Felipe has his parents over to meet Tori. Felipe is concerned he can't be a monogamous husband.
Nikki and Shawn go to counseling with Paul. Paul gives them homework to rate their marriage from 1-10 everyday.
Adam and Marissa have a date night painting each others  portrait. Marissa did a very nice job with Adams painting. Adam painted Marissa TERRIBLE with the word "cooked" across the top.
All the couples participate in  Group Therapy.
Adam gets called out for him not being serious. 
Mecca gets called out for being performative.
Courteney gets called out for blocking Nick at the group dinner.

Episode 75
Jen and Keeley discuss Below Deck Mediterranean Season 11 AND The Valley Season 3 Episode 17 "Guilt Tripping" and Episode 18 Season Finale "The Valley of the Damned" AND Married At First Sight Season 20 Episode 4, 5, and 6
Below Deck- Luke leaves the boat. 
Nathan is 1 hour late getting back to the boat after being with Gael and his son. Captain Sandy is not happy with him.
Cooper pulls away from Kat and doesn't explain why to her. Kat gets confused and asks Cooper what is going on. Cooper felt too much pressure from the boat team to be in a relationship with Kat.
The Valley- Brittany has a photo shoot to celebrate her mommy makeover. Kristen and Lala show up to support her. Kristen tells them Nia guilt trips Zack into not being friends with Janet.
Janet has a friend group lunch at Chili's with the girls and Zack minus Kristen and Nia. Brittany and Zack get into an argument about Janet and Danny.
Brittany has a Halloween party at her house. Danny is drinking heavily. Jesse gets Danny some water and helps him lay down away from the group.
Janet and Jason and Lala come to sit down next to Danny. Danny attempts to apologize to Lala for what he said in Mexico. Janet and Jason confront Danny. Janet throws a beer and a red solo cup hits Danny.
Brittany and Lala confront Nia and Zack about what Kristen said about Nia guilt tripping Zack. Kristen denies saying it. Zack tells Brittany and Lala he believes Kristen over Brittany.
Married at First Sight- the couples are on their honeymoons.
Nikki and Shawn struggle with communication.
Caitlyn and Devin struggle with Caitlyn pulling away from Devin.
The couples come back from their honeymoons and move in with eachother.
Marissa finds out Adam's house on the lake is frat boy slop house.
Torie and Felipe have sex. Torie gets overwhelmed that she moved too fast.
Some of the couples go to therapy with the matchmakers.

Episode 74
Jen and Keeley discuss Below Deck Mediterranean Season 11 Episode 7 "Match Me if you Can" AND Married at First Sight Season 20- first 3 episodes AND the movie Obsession
Below Deck Med- Nathan tells Captain Sandy about Luke ejaculating on Nathan's sheets and not changing the sheets for 3 days. Sandy is appalled.
Cooper accidentally eats something for breakfast that has trace amounts of peanuts. Cooper is allergic to peanuts. He has a reaction. Joy didn't know it had peanuts in it and gets upset at herself for almost killing Cooper.
Sandy talks to Luke about Nathan's sheets. Says she needs time to decide what to do.
Charter guests are a match making dates for a woman. 
Luke tells Sandy he needs to remove himself from the boat.
MAFSusa- We meet the 6 couples
Nikki and Shawn
Devin and Caitlyn
Michelle and Cameron
Nick and Courtney
BelleJolie and Mecca
Adam and Marrisa

Episode 73
Jen and Keeley discuss Love Island USA Season 8 Finale AND The Valley Season 3 Episode 15 "It's My Birthday , I'll Cry If I Want To" AND Below Deck Mediterranean Season 11 Episode 6 "Bad Seamanship"
Love Island USA- Finale (spoiler alert!-----look away if you need to ). Trinity and Bryce are crowned the winners. Carl and Aniya come in 2nd Place. Melanie and Sincere come in 3rd Place. Kayda and Zack come in 4th Place.
The Valley- Danny's birthday party. Miami Vice themed.  The group, minus Janet, Lala and Brittany, go on a catamaran to an island to have lunch and beach fun.  
Jesse tells Kristen what Luke told him about not marrying Kristen if things don't change. Kristen is upset. Confronts Luke on the boat. 
Michelle and Lacy have a vulnerable conversation on the boat about Michelle feeling some type of way watching Jesse show Lacy affection. Lacy is very kind to Michelle. Lacy tells Jesse they should be respectful of Michelle.
Janet discloses Sexual Assault in her past to Lala. Janet tells Lala that is why Danny triggers her. 
Danny has a dinner party at the restaurant. Janet and Lala and Brittany show up. Danny is upset Janet showed up. 
Danny confronts Michelle about saying she is uncomfortable. Michelle denies saying it was her. Says she spoke for everyone.
Lala confronts Danny about his behavior. Nia steps in to de-escalate Danny.
Nia and Lala get into an argument as Nia stands in front of Danny so Lala can not speak to him.
Below Deck Med- Charter guests leave. The group goes to dinner. Luke sits next to Joy at the table.
Joy almost lets Luke back in.
Gen follows Luke to walk away from the table. Luke gets really mean towards Gen telling her its over.
Luke tells Joy he and Gen were intimate. Joy is unhappy and tells Luke to go away.
Gen tells Cooper that Luke jizzed on Nathan's bed sheets and Nathan slept in the sheets for 3 days before they were cleaned.
Cooper tells Joe. Joe tells Nathan.
By this time, Nathan has become ill. (not sure if it's from the jizz or not)